It’s a slow news day, which could mean one of one things: time for a giant merch sale! For one week, starting right now, you can buy anything in our merch store for a whole damn third off. A WHOLE THIRD (ok, technically it’s .333333etc short of a third but we’re not nerds are we?*) 33%!
Head on over to www.riscstore.com, throw anything you want into your shopping cart and use the code “FALL2014″ at checkout. Easy peasy.
Also of note: many of the designs in the store are going the way of the dinosaur (i.e. will be appearing as mechanized versions of themselves in a Michael Bay movie) as soon as they are out of stock so now is the time to get them. Unless you only wear the most recent SM swag, you hipster you. Or, wait, hipsters love the vintage stuff, don’t they… I CAN’T KEEP UP WITH THIS CRAP.
Buy stuff if you want, support the band, or don’t, and indirectly support terrorism. Your choice. DON’T EFF IT UP.
*we are in fact nerds 8-(